Marley, Technopoly’s senior securidog not reporting for duty. In lockdown. My office is closed. Normal duties suspended. No more bins to empty of half-eaten Cornish pasties, no delivery men to scare with my warning bark. No colleagues around to keep in line.
Self-isolation’s not so bad, the sun’s shining I’m resting up and keeping in shape ready for the call-back.
Pigeons think they can settle on the terrace, not a chance. There’s a troublesome crow thinks he can get the better of me I’ll let him land then attack and if I want a fast sprint I’ll wait till the neighbour’s cat comes round and see him off – Ruff! That feels good.
Next week, I’m joining a virtual yoga class up dog down dog bring it on. You can’t keep a good guard dog down. Marley, Technopoly senior securidog, clocking off.